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spookbeast:

come on and slam

(via ruinedchildhood)

thetiniestofhippos:

Tired of getting bitten by mosquitoes? Want to soothe that annoying itch? All you’ve gotta do is use heroin! All mosquitoes take the D.A.R.E. pledge at a young age so they wont bite you

(via tottenpicker)

dennys:

things that are “rude”

  • not letting a guy marry your daughter
  • throwing out leftovers before offering to your friends first

dullaidan:

i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much

(via marimbasandcorgis)

thedochraid:

This movie was gold.

(Source: theroning, via ruinedchildhood)

officialwhitegirls:

i think we all know who’s really responsible for the extreme weather 

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(Source: officialwhitegirls, via ruinedchildhood)

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

(Source: exoergic, via ruinedchildhood)

  • baby: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s
  • sister: sister?? are you trying to say sister??
  • baby: SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS