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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye, via ruinedchildhood)

denchgang:

never skip leg day

(Source: pleatedjeans, via ebunnies)

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987, via ruinedchildhood)

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

(via ruinedchildhood)

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

(Source: zarriallau, via enlargers)

thetiniestofhippos:

Imagination is dying in our world of monotony and machines. I fear that soon the day will come when people dont even bother to take a moment out of their day to imagine how is touch the sky.

(via enlargers)

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

(Source: youslyraccoon, via toodopetoexist)

(Source: itsboob, via australianpikachu)

  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude