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remember when kalvin repeatedly insisted that the movie ride along uses the word “bullshit” sooooo many times and then we all watched it and bullshit was used exactly 7 times


I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

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My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

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One time my teacher refused to give me mine because she thought I was faking and only gave it to me when I was starting to black out

  • shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE


Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

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FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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